You Make The Rockin' World Go Round

slightlyevilcake:

I’m Tamaki Suoh, and this is jackass *drinks the commoner’s coffee*

(Source: masasexual)

abortionista:

if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me

LAS TNUGHT

I DREAMED

that i was playing a ghost video game with a friend (it was a random girl my brain generated at first, but then it became this one girl I actually was never close to and I havent talked to in a year)

then for a bit I was in the car with her, and she had a candle in her car (the scent was “ghost”)

and a ghost popped up in her backseat IRL and was like “OH MAN CAN I SMELL THIS CANDLE RL QUICK” and we were both really annoyed

i remember (when the scene suddenly changed back to us playing that video game) being like “wOW GOD HE WAS RUDE”

and in the game, we were wandering through a forest of giant yellow crayons, and there was a ghost that looked like Santa but with a yellow suit instead of a red one

i think he was killing like a goblin or something by spanking it, but i woke up before i saw

elojoflotantedelamuerte:

sexual orientation: 

methlabrador:

[one act play: two men in suits standing in a 40s style office. very noir. shadows]
“So ya think my names Bixby, huh?”
“I didn’t say that, you did”
“Yea but you thought it”
“Ok mind reader, yer gonna be outta here on your feet or in a lunch bag, what’s it gona be?”
“You throw oranges, you better back em up with some juice”
“You may think you’re Mindar the Magician, but this ain’t no act, Tarzan”
“The thing about alligators is that you don’t even know they’re there…and then…day or night..like the gingerbread man…gone”
“Then I’m the gingerbread man [takes a shot of whiskey] I guess that means you can’t catch me [puts on his hat and leaves. 1st man, alone now, turns to the window]
“Guess that means the mermaids have sung for eternity, but ill never get to hear their song]
[curtain, tears, rises, scandalous closing night parties]